I’m a Zombie Now

I woke up this morning at 8 after only two and a half hours of sleep. I felt like a zombie and I was hungry. Didn’t feel like cooking. Quick decision was made. Tim Hortons to the rescue. It was a beautiful morning. So nicely warm. And at Tim Hortons, everyone was so cheerful. I’m pretty sure I was the only living zombie there. There was a line-up. The morning coffee people. I tried to decide between a medium iced cappuccino and a bottle of iced tea. Iced tea won. Took home that and a couple of danishes.

When I got back to the apartment building, I could hear the motorbike-riding neighbour from across the hall vacuuming his apartment while listening to “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” by Meat Loaf. If I ever made a zombie movie, that song would SO be in the soundtrack, just for the cheesiness factor. I don’t know why, but I find zombie movies cheesy.

I still feel like a zombie, but I have a feeling that after eating the two danishes from Tim Hortons, I would feel more like a human. Oh, in case you’re wondering, they’re chocolate danish and strawberry and cheese danish a.k.a. the best things to ever come out of Tim Hortons. Want some?


  1. Ryan
    July 15, 2005

    So the motorbike rider is in your apartment building? I heard it a couple of days ago when someone was picking me up, and I just gave this look of “don’t you love this neighbourhood?” Still, your landlord appears to be willing to improve your building…

  2. Harris
    July 15, 2005

    I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t get back to sleep. I had two cups of strong coffee and still felt tired. You have my sympathies because 2½ hours is not enough sleep.

  3. jesirose
    July 15, 2005

    *steals a danish* I just woke up to the phone ringing … *yawn* Silly people wanting service. It’s too early in the morning.

  4. Dave2
    July 15, 2005

    Welcome to my world… the world of the gainfully sleep-deprived! :-)

  5. Troy
    July 15, 2005

    If I stayed up as late as you did I would still be in bed. And I can’t believe you had to wake me up this morning. Stupid alarm clock!!! :)

  6. Johnnie
    July 15, 2005

    I love the lil mini sub like sandwhiches from Tim’s. They make some damn good Danishes though.

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