Those Pesky People

I had my first encounter with some of those, uh, door-to-door religion salesmen yesterday. It wasn’t pleasant because they made me angry but I managed to keep my cool and didn’t slam the door on them.

First mistake, they were insulting my intelligence by talking to me like I was an idiot *and* in an insulting tone to boot.

Second mistake, they just assumed that I was unhappy. “This will totally bring happiness into your life,” one of them said. I’ve come a long way to be this happy and they had the balls to just assume that I was unhappy, just because I didn’t believe in what they did? How dare they? They didn’t even look like a bunch of happy people to start with. I mean, if you’re trying to sell perfume, you should at least try to smell good.

I ended up being cranky all evening. Troy kept telling me that they were not worth it but they really pissed me off. Anyway, here’s some snippets from the encounter:

+ I’m sorry, I’m not into religion.
What? You don’t believe in Jesus?
+ I believe in good people.
This will totally bring happiness into your life.
+ I’m already happy. Thanks. *[close the door]*

They’d better be not coming back.

Leave a Reply

13 Comments on "Those Pesky People"

Notify of
Sort by:   newest | oldest

I feel much better now (not alone in my thoughts) and next time when they ask me to read their brochure I can hand them a copy of this page and say only if you read this.
btw: beautiful designed site.


hm, i understand why they pissed you off. well, at least they don’t go out killing people or condemning those who don’t share their belief hehehe…
you used to work for the library of congress? cool! when was it? i happen to live in washington d.c. at the moment.
anyway, thanks for dropping by at my blog… and more thanks for bothering to leave a comment hehehhee…

I had a gaggle of these that came to my house once. I have three dogs, so I stepped outside to talk to them, rather than try to yell “Get the hellaouttahere!” over my dog’s barking. Plus, I have an aunt who is a Jehovah’s Witness, so I feel obligated to listen to them. Plus, I’m afraid they’ll report me to her. So they said, after their little spiel, “May we pray with you?” I said, “Oh, you’re not going to read to me out of that bible, are you?” They gave me some line about the words of Jesus,… Read more »

While I am a Christian I can’t say that I like getting those sorts of people at my door. I personally just let the dogs bark at them until they leave.
They keep trying to convert you to their way of thinking anyway, even if your a minister like my Grandfather!!!
Course there may be people who aren’t like that when they come to your door…but they haven’t come to mine yet.


I hate any type of soliciting, phone or door to door. The religion one really irks me though – something about “selling” God you know? I am not at all “religious”, I am spiritual, I believe in what I believe.

Sorry the bozos got to ya. They bug me too. I live in a Canadian equivalent of Salt Lake City – we’re actually almost a straight line north above it. *shudder* My dog thinks they’re evil. LOL He goes absolutely bezerk, and doesn’t calm down until after they are long gone. Sometimes its great to sit in the living room, barely pretending to not be there. Then, they know you’re there, but pretending to not be, so they knock more or ring the doorbell more. While they’re standing on my doorstep at least they’re not bugging someone else. Seriously, just… Read more »

I just thought up a brilliant idea! A stripper service featuring strippers dressed up as Jehovah’s Witnesses.
When you see them at the door, you start thinking “Oh great, not again,” but when you answer the door, they say “Are you religious? The lord makes me really hot.” Then they come in and rub their bible all over themselves and do a little striptease.


Jon – That is the best idea I’ve ever heard.


This turns out to be the most entertaining thread — EVER! :)


Good thing you’re no longer practicing, or I would have surely brought on the second coming with us together….
I told them once I was waiting for a boyfriend to show up, and that was why I answered the door in a towel-i thought it was him at the door, and that I was preparing for the sex.


I think if I were in your shoes at that time, I would have done the same.

If it’s any conselation, and I know to many it won’t be, a large percentage of thoe pesky people are out there doing it because they genuinely believe in what they are doing. They genuinely belive that they are going to save your life by bringing you their truth. Yes, it can be annoying at times, and inconvenient. However, I find it hard to fault with someone for trying to do what they beleive will give me a great deal of happiness and a good life. Even if it is a misguided attempt, the world as a whole may just… Read more »

I ask them to come inside. For this is the house of satan. Then I start speaking in tongue.
Maybe that’s why I don’t know my neighbors very well…