Holy Cow! I just realised I have not updated this since you last visited. You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!
I am so busy with a weight-lifting regime, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a biatch to anyone unfortunate to cross my path. My day is a magical flight from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am totally loving it, dudes. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
I solemnly swear I will write something that makes sense soon. No, really! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs...
(Thank you, Lazy Bloggers Post Generator, for making today's post possible. I promise not to make a habit of using it. More blogging ideas are welcome!)