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Yesterday I became a permanent resident of Canada (basically like a Canadian citizen without the rights to vote or be voted in the federal election and can be kicked out of the country if committed a crime) and today? Today we became homeowners. Yeah, I know. Crazy.

I’ll write a longer post once everything has sunk in. In the meantime, if anyone would like to offer me a job or have a lead to a job, preferably a telecommuting job in the new media industry, feel free to contact me.

Yays and Nays

Things I will miss about this apartment once we move out into our own house:

  1. Relatively cheap rent;
  2. Not having to pay for utilities because they’re already included in the rent;
  3. The location, because I actually like Waterloo.

Things I won’t miss about this apartment once we move out into our own house:

  1. The Dirties across the hall who like to play crappy songs super loud;
  2. Stompy McStompenheimer upstairs;
  3. Either upstairs or downstairs neighbours who smoke in their bedroom and pass the smoke through the water control hole in the closet (don’t ask) into our bedroom;
  4. The crappy fridge shelf that keeps coming off;
  5. The heating system that we have no control of which keeps this apartment in summer temperatures, even in the dead of winter;
  6. Our bedroom slash storage combo;
  7. The big, ugly couch that comes with the apartment;
  8. Uneven shower temperature;
  9. The tiny kitchen/dining room;
  10. The boring white walls.

My Ideal House

According to Troy, we still haven’t found a house to buy after two weeks of hardcore househunting sessions because my standards are too high. I disagree with that. I don’t think my standards are too high. I just know exactly what I want.

In case you want to see whether my standards are too high or not, these are my ideal house criteria, in no particular order:

  • older than your grandparents, because newer houses seem to be lacking character;
  • detached, because I don’t want to have to share a wall with the neighbour ever again;
  • spacious rooms, because we have way too much crap to accommodate;
  • at least 3 bedrooms, though if the house is exceptionally nice, 2 bedrooms would be fine;
  • good-sized, fenced backyard with mature trees;
  • smells nice/doesn’t smell like death by nicotine;
  • carpet-free, or at least minimum carpeting;
  • large kitchen, so I don’t have to be scared of being in the kitchen with Troy at the same time;
  • a bathroom on the same level with the master bedroom;
  • finished basement, though unfinished one would be fine as long as it can be used for (mostly book) storage;
  • good privacy;
  • porch or deck or sunroom for my plants;
  • gas heating, preferably high-efficiency;
  • newer electrical wiring, i.e. no more fuses, so the house can be easily insured;
  • private driveway;
  • friendly neighbourhood;

Um, I think that’s about all. Since we’re going to be stuck with the house for many years, might as well get one that’s closest to being ideal. I think it’s realistic. What do you think?

Prickly

Cactus Head

Been more than a little bit obsessed with househunting lately. Hence the lack of post. I didn’t even bother to make a birthday post. I turned a year older on Monday. And yes, I had a good birthday.

I started a Flickr group called We Say NO to Photos and Videos on Flickr today. Join us if you feel like complaining about other people’s complaints about Flickr or if you’re just feeling silly. :)

Stale Weekend Wrap-up

In case you’re wondering about how the Picture the Cure Again show I was talking about last week went, it went fine. I got one picture sold on the opening night, which was cool. We got six friends showing up and some of them bought pictures. Even we bought a picture (for when we have a house because all the walls in our tiny apartment are taken). That’s the condensed version of how Saturday went anyway. The unabridged version is behind the cut.

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