Because Dave asked for it, here’s a picture of the Socks. On the top row are Stripey Sock, the self-conscious monkey whose eyes keep falling off, and Troy Sock, who’s supposed to look like my husband Troy but actually looks more like what Michael Jackson might look like before all the plastic surgeries.
On the bottom row are Ribbity Sock, the trendy frog who likes to go to fashion shows and scare the daylight out of super-skinny models, and Reapo Sock, the clumsy grim reaper. You see, he’s red not because he’s evil. It’s because he’s drunk too much vodka. He thought it was water.
So, which one do you like the best?