2-in-1 Fortune

Fortune Cookies(Fortune Cookies, originally uploaded by firda.)
We bought a jar of fortune cookies the last time we did our grocery shopping, just for the fun of it. I just had one today and the cookie contained two fortunes instead of one. I’ve been told that you’re supposed to add the phrase “in bed” to your fortunes so here’s what my fortunes say: “You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business in bed” and “Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress in bed“. The first one doesn’t sound right and the second one doesn’t really sound like a fortune. But maybe what they mean in the second one is that if I do that, I will have good fortune. Maybe. Who knows. (Don’t mind me, I tend to think too much when I’m sleepy.)

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Jodi Morgan
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You can also add “after sex” to the end of the fortune for a more amusing fortune.

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